My Girlfriend Talks In Her Sleep

Verbatim funny from dreamworld…

Soup and headgear March 2, 2010

“Rotten soup… pyew, I hate that smell.”

“Did you see the two-headed lady?  Did you see her?  I tried to show everyone.  She had all these tiny instruments.  She had to use ‘em to put her headgear on.  It was kind of like this silver hood thing.  You would have liked it… it was kinda shiny.”

 

 
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