My Girlfriend Talks In Her Sleep

The Octopus

Dan Filbin — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 16:06:03 +0000

“It’s blue and white.”

What?

“The octopus.”

Where?

“At the party. You had the code.”

What code?

“The code so you could talk to him.”

Fishtanks and spam

Dan Filbin — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 02:00:21 +0000

“You can just use the spare fishtank. When you’re in a pinch you can just use it to take a bath. You’d have to be pretty skinny though. You couldn’t take Faffers with you. He wouldn’t fit in the bathtub. Couldn’t take ‘im with you in the bathtub. He’s too big. He’s a cute dog though. He likes to eat spam. Nobody can take down a can of spam like that dog. Eats the whole thing in one bite.”

Transport Cars

Dan Filbin — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 01:55:41 +0000

“I got this idea that we could build transport cars out of everything we found at Goodwill all you need to do is get the antenna so you can get there. It was shaped like a pyramid, so, it was something to do with pyramids. It’s not a pyramid scheme I’ll tell you that much. I think they just run on leaves, actually.”

File folders

Dan Filbin — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 05:00:10 +0000

“That’s where all the results are, in the dresser.”

“Results for what?”

“Everything. Everything you wanna know. Dance Moves… recipes… everything. Whatever… pictures.

“Who made the results?”

“Everyone. I just made the file folders.”

Cinnamon Bears

Dan Filbin — Wed, 19 May 2010 15:54:24 +0000

“Down at the bottom of the box… there’s a surprise… down at the bottom of the box… you have to dig down deep… in any… any… in whatever box… Cinnamon Bears cereal… whatever… I don’t know… it just has to have a trap door… down at the bottom… so not just anybody can get the prize out, you know?”

Mashed Up Bats

Dan Filbin — Mon, 10 May 2010 01:09:14 +0000

“Mashed Up Bats… there was this coffee called ‘Mashed Up Bats’.

*Did you like it?*

“Uh-uh. No, it had mashed up bats in it. I didn’t want that.”

Tightrope

Dan Filbin — Sun, 02 May 2010 21:17:09 +0000

“You gotta walk the tightrope if your wanna get the results. First in… then win. Performance.”

First Station

Dan Filbin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:51:24 +0000

“I got a great idea… they’re called ‘First Stations’. The station you go to for the first time you do something. And you can write it down, and take a picture. Like the first time you pooped. There’s a first time for everything, right?” Laughs… “Like how you could write that down anyways, ’cause you’re only like… zero.”

She goes on to describe how these would be set up in kiosks at the mall. I had to erase several snorts of suppressed laughter on my part. I’m surprised she didn’t wake up.

Braces

Dan Filbin — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 17:50:23 +0000

“”Cause they stink… the old guys… she has to take their pants off when she’s takin’ pictures of ‘em, so she can get photographs of the different kinds of braces… yeah. Could be metal, could be wood… you just never know.”

Powers

Dan Filbin — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 21:10:20 +0000

“I did it wrong… SNAP! If you use the powers the wrong way, all these worms show up. These big squiggly worms all over.” **can you make it better?** “You just have to think about good stuff… like help people & just… do good stuff.”