My Girlfriend Talks In Her Sleep

Verbatim funny from dreamworld…

Fishtanks and spam June 26, 2010

Filed under: Sleeptalking — Dan Filbin @ 2:00 am
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“You can just use the spare fishtank.  When you’re in a pinch you can just use it to take a bath.  You’d have to be pretty skinny though.  You couldn’t take Faffers with you.  He wouldn’t fit in the bathtub.  Couldn’t take ‘im with you in the bathtub.  He’s too big.  He’s a cute dog though.  He likes to eat spam.  Nobody can take down a can of spam like that dog.  Eats the whole thing in one bite.”

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